Monday, April 30, 2007


  1. I’m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.
  2. If I save time, when do I get it back?
  3. Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
  4. War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
  5. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
  6. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station… What more can I say.
  7. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?
  8. Should women have children after 35? No, 35 children are enough.
  9. Alcohol kills slowly. Who’s in a hurry?

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