Monday, November 1, 2010

Talk about luck

This has to be THE feel-good story of the year..!!!

If this does not touch your heart, then you just don't have one.

An incredible story of luck and inspiration!

Can you believe it?

This guy wins $181 million in the lottery last Wednesday and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later.

Talk about LUCK!

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Wedding invitation

P.S. I have no idea WHAT he sees in her!

Saturday, May 15, 2010

David Returning To Italy

After a two year loan to the United States ,
Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy ..

His proud sponsors were:

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Do-it-yourself man

My husband is a do-it-yourself man.
Everything I ask, he says:
"do it yourself"

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from
time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie
to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to
be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each

Tiger Woods

Monday, December 28, 2009

Kids are funny

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher