TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Monday, December 28, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
World's tallest building
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This is taken from world's tallest building .
"Burj Dubai" @ 2,620 ft / 801m!!!
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| From Blog photos |
Look at the edge (uppermost right corner) of the picture,you can almost see the turn of the earth
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The people working on the upper-most Girders can see the "Curvature of the earth"
Egg-cellent Job
Some people have too much time on their hands or have jobs that pay them to do such interesting things×’€¦.
If you think setting up dominos takes talent; take a look at this....ֲ
ONE SNEEZE AND IT'S 'SCRAMBLED EGGS'.
..... Egg-cellent Job?
If you think setting up dominos takes talent; take a look at this....ֲ
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| From Blog photos |
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| From Blog photos |
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| From Blog photos |
ONE SNEEZE AND IT'S 'SCRAMBLED EGGS'.
..... Egg-cellent Job?
Dog Pack Attacks Gator In Florida
At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw
beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within
that cruelty.
The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators,
normally considered the "apex predator," can still fall
victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made
possible due to the tight knit social structure and
"survival of the pack mentality" bred into the canines.
See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of
Nature Magazine.
Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the
gator preventing it from breathing, while another dog
has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The
third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the gator.
Not for the squeamish.......
beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within
that cruelty.
The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators,
normally considered the "apex predator," can still fall
victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made
possible due to the tight knit social structure and
"survival of the pack mentality" bred into the canines.
See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of
Nature Magazine.
Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the
gator preventing it from breathing, while another dog
has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The
third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the gator.
Not for the squeamish.......
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| From Blog photos |
Wife's night out
Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the Internet all night...
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover....
You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night....
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....
You circle the car looking for dents and find none....
But ... Wait a minute ....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the Internet all night...
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover....
You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night....
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....
You circle the car looking for dents and find none....
But ... Wait a minute ....
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| From Blog photos |
Thought for the day - SEX
Sex is like a payslip.
You can't discuss it with anyone cause then everyone will know how little you actually get.
You can't discuss it with anyone cause then everyone will know how little you actually get.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Amazing technology from Japan
Amazing technology from Japan . . . . but can you guess what it is ?
Look closely and guess what they could be...
Are they pens with cameras?
Any wild guesses? No clue yet?
Ladies and gentlemen... congratulations!
You've just looked into the future... yep that's right!
You've just seen something that will replace your PC in the near future.
Here is how it works:
In the revolution of miniature computers, scientists have made great developments with bluetooth technology.. .
This is the forthcoming computers you can carry within your pockets.
This "pen sort of instrument" produces both the monitor as well as the keyboard on any flat surfaces from where you can carry out functions you would normally do on your desktop computer.
Say, "Good-bye laptops!"
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| From Amazing technology from Japan |
Look closely and guess what they could be...
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| From Amazing technology from Japan |
Are they pens with cameras?
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| From Amazing technology from Japan |
Any wild guesses? No clue yet?
Ladies and gentlemen... congratulations!
You've just looked into the future... yep that's right!
You've just seen something that will replace your PC in the near future.
Here is how it works:
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| From Amazing technology from Japan |
In the revolution of miniature computers, scientists have made great developments with bluetooth technology.. .
This is the forthcoming computers you can carry within your pockets.
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| From Amazing technology from Japan |
This "pen sort of instrument" produces both the monitor as well as the keyboard on any flat surfaces from where you can carry out functions you would normally do on your desktop computer.
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| From Amazing technology from Japan |
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| From Amazing technology from Japan |
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| From Amazing technology from Japan |
Say, "Good-bye laptops!"
World Biggies
WORLD'S BIGGEST INDOOR SWIMMING-POOL
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WORLD'S BIGGEST OFFICE COMPLEX ………… CHICAGO
Chicago Merchandise Mart…..Illinois, USA
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| From World Biggies |
WORLD'S BIGGEST SHOPPING MALL
South China Mall, Dongguan, China………892,000 meter-square - Shops on 6 floors
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| From World Biggies |
WORLD'S BUSIEST AIRPORT ……………NEW YORK
J.F.K International Airport, New York………………..USA
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WORLD'S WIDEST BRIDGE ………AUSTRALIA
Sydney harbour bridge, Australia……..16 lanes of car traffic…..8 lanes in the upper floor, 8 in the lower floor
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| From World Biggies |
WORLD'S LONGEST BRIDGE ……………CHINA
Donghai Bridge, China ……………………32.5 kilometres
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| From World Biggies |
WORLD'S BIGGEST PASSENGER-SHIP
MS Freedom of the Seas……4300 passenger capacity inside
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| From World Biggies |
WORLD'S BIGGEST PLANE ……………AIRBUS
Airbus A380………..555 Passengers
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| From World Biggies |
WORLD'S BIGGEST BUS
Neoplan Jumbo - cruiser……..2 in 1 bus….double deck bus……170 passenger capacity
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| From World Biggies |
WORLD'S HIGHEST STATUE…………….BRAZIL
Christ The Redeemer Statue…..Rio.D.J………Brazil
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WORLD'S TALLEST BUILDING ………DUBAI
Burj Dubai……….900 meters high. To be finally completed 2008
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| From World Biggies |
WORLD'S LARGEST PALACE ………………….ROMANIA
Palace of the Parliament…..Bucharest, Romania ………. more than 500 bedrooms, 55 kitchens, 120 sitting rooms
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| From World Biggies |
WORLD'S BIGGEST STADIUM ……….BRAZIL
Maracana Stadium………… Rio D.J…………Brazil……………Capacity…199,000
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| From World Biggies |
WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE STADIUM ………ENGLAND
New WEMBLEY STADIUM, London….90, 000 capacities…………….cost…..$1.6 billion
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| From World Biggies |
MOST COMPLEX INTER-CHANGE ………TEXAS
Interstate 10 Highways Interchange……Houston, Texas.
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| From World Biggies |
WORLD'S BIGGEST EXCAVATOR
Built by KRUPP of Germany………….45,500 tons……95 meters high……215 meters long
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| From World Biggies |
WORLD'S LARGEST MOSQUE ………………PAKISTAN
Shah Feisal mosque…..Islamabad……Pakistan - Inside hall capacity ….35, 000 outside overflow capacity…… 150,000
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| From World Biggies |
WORLD'S BIGGEST HOTEL ………LAS VEGAS
MGM Grand Hotel….Las Vegas….6, 276 rooms
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| From World Biggies |
WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE HOTEL …DUBAI…U.A.E
Burj Al Arab Hotel, Dubai….only 7 Star Hotel in the World - Cheapest room…$1000 per night.…..Royal suit…$28,000 per night
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| From World Biggies |
WORLD'S BIGGEST CHURCH BUILDING ……… NIGERIA
Winners` Chapel…….Canaanland ………. Otta…..…Nigeria - Inside Sitting Capacity……50,000 Outside Overflow Capacity……250,000
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| From World Biggies |
WORLD'S BIGGEST ROMAN-CATHOLIC CATHEDRAL …………IVORY-COAST
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| From World Biggies |
New Motivators
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